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just-shower-thoughts:

No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

bikonciousnessa:

imbatmanurnot:

ask-awkward-teen-dipper:

queenprotein:

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

Fuck this post

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

Would never risk my mom

Don’t play with my mummy

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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just-shower-thoughts:

Introverts don’t make friends, they get adopted by an extrovert

lmaonade:

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

disgustinganimals:

rizaoftheowls:

gallusrostromegalus:

thantos1991:

tyrranitime:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

@gallusrostromegalus

This Big Boy is a Brahma, the largest breed of chicken.  They’re also one of the gentlest and tamest chickens out there, a bit like the Great Danes of poultry.  He lives in Kosovo with his (very proud) owner Fitim Sejfija, and two hens, where he is a good and gentle man and very loved.

Brhamas typically don’t get quite this big (He’s 16.5 lbs and almost 3 feet tall. most are closer to 14 lbs and 2′6″) but they’re really nice and cuddly birds.  

I’m sorry but scientifically, that is categorized as a friendly fluff dinosaur.

THIS IS A REAL BIG BOI

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