No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.
I love my mom.
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
Koop
This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it1.4 almost
ps not risking itFuck this post
Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!
Would never risk my mom
Don’t play with my mummy
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
Introverts don’t make friends, they get adopted by an extrovert
just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
This Big Boy is a Brahma, the largest breed of chicken. They’re also one of the gentlest and tamest chickens out there, a bit like the Great Danes of poultry. He lives in Kosovo with his (very proud) owner Fitim Sejfija, and two hens, where he is a good and gentle man and very loved.
Brhamas typically don’t get quite this big (He’s 16.5 lbs and almost 3 feet tall. most are closer to 14 lbs and 2′6″) but they’re really nice and cuddly birds.
I’m sorry but scientifically, that is categorized as a friendly fluff dinosaur.
THIS IS A REAL BIG BOI




